First, you must start out as a loser. Have everyone staring at you and commenting on your greasy appearance all the time. It is important that the whole school knows what a weird person you are.
After a year, you should look in the mirror and realize that your face resembles a puffy mountain range, and your clothes have no logos on them.
Spend an outlandish sum of money on acne cream, fancy clothes and the most expensive, “bling” you can find. Make sure you spend almost ALL of your money; it is cool to be broke sometimes.
Begin working out; if you’re hot you’re more popular.
When school starts, you will walk up to a suitable looking group and make a name for your self. Punch the coolest and strongest person in the face. You will not win this fight.
Realize you have accomplished nothing. Expect facial reconstruction surgery.